Funny hour

I used to invent Friday jokes in Stockholm for our team in Kista. In my current project humour has been told to zip it, which is sad. Funny and even a bit silly things make the day go faster and the spirits up. Now it's mostly boring working and sagging. Here's the latest fruit of my so-called jokes:

Two guys eating at a restaurant.
Vegetarian: Meat is murder, don't you know it?
Meatball: Well, as long as it won't take me to the jail it's ok by me.
Vegetarian: But... you eat pig. And you are what you eat.
Meatball: That's exactly why I don't eat vegetables!

Recognize any of these cars? Correct and also incorrect answers can be sent to me as a comment. Well, that's about it for today. See if I continue with these comical outbursts later on.